atrophydaughter:

do you ever just touch your face and you’re like wow i can feel the ugly

*sexy*

stevebrule:

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do she got the booty?

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she dooooooooooo

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

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my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

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who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUCKERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KILL THE POPSICLE DONT TESTICLE ME HIPPOPOTAMUS.

where-is-my-tennant:

This scene did it for me. This is the moment where my life ended

(Source: riversdeath)

lulz-time:

dailydot:
After 109 yd kickoff return…
My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

julio, your ray lewis is showing.. 

lulz-time:

dailydot:

After 109 yd kickoff return…

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

julio, your ray lewis is showing.. 

  • Me: this one time in supernatural-
  • Friends: shut up
elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

llcooljofficial:

one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were

for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse

because i said dildo.

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

matters-from-ashes:

The invasion has begun. 

matters-from-ashes:

The invasion has begun. 

(Source: rebbylau)

Reblog if you think the next disney prince should be GAY.

bryant-taylor:

monkeysaysficus:

bloodphoenix:

kansasprincess97:

oh-hi-hoe:

sleepingwithsharma:

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4 million and counting

5 million

This should get to 10 million, come on people.

Always reblog when it comes up on my dash.

12 million! Disney can’t say no!

14 million ! whohoo!

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Is that Dean and Castiel?

omf IT IS!

yes.

(Source: charizzaaa)